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UNIQUE 30SECONDS BY CA ON CHRISTMAX

In 2018 I have told many Unique 30Seconds in BNI-Michalangelo chapter, being Chartered Accountant a,nd registered under Indirect Tax in BNI, I always try to have unique 30seconds. Here is one of my 30Seconds, which is related to Christmas.  "JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL, JINGLE ALL THE WAY, JINESH IS COMING TO SOLVE YOUR GST PROBLEM.  JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL, JINGLE ALL THE WAY,  GST HAS NEW LAW EVERY MONTH AND ITS FUN TO RIDE ON NEW LAW.  DASHING THROUGH THE CIRCULARS AND MAKING THE NEW LAW IS WHAT THE GOVERMENT IS DOING EVERY DAY, NO NEED TO WORRY COZ SHAH TEELANI IS THERE" THIS 30SECONDS SOUNDS AMAZING WHEN WE SING WITH THE JINGLE RHYMES.  BNI-AHMEDABAD BNI-MICHELANGELO.  CA JINESH SHAH PARTNER OF SHAH TEELANI AND ASSOCIATES. 

30SECONDS AT BNI AHMEDABAD ON #MEETOO BY CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

In 2018 I have told many Unique 30Seconds in BNI-Michalangelo chapter, being Chartered Accountant and registered under Indirect Tax in BNI, I always try to have unique 30seconds. Here is one of my 30Seconds, which is related to current affairs on #MEETOO.  "EVEN GST DEPARTMENT WILL SAY $MEETOO IF YOU DONT FILE YOUR GST RETURN ON TIME.  GST OFFICER WILL SAY #MEETOO IF YOU ARE PAYING YOUR GST AMOUNT LATE BUT NOT PAYING INTEREST THERE ON. #MEETOO WILL BE THERE IF YOU ARE NOT PAYING RCM ON TRANSPORT EXPENSES.  #MEETOO OFFICER WILL SAY IF THERE IS MISMATCH IN YOUR GST RETURN AND CREDIT AVAILED.  SO TO AVOID #MEETOO MEET ME TOO, I AM CA JINESH SHAH, PARTNER OF SHAH TEELANI AND ASSOCIATES. BNI-AHMEDABAD BNI-MICHELANGELO. 

BNI UNIQUE 30SECONDS BY CA

In 2018 I have told many Unique 30Seconds in BNI-Michalangelo chapter, being Chartered Accountant and registered under Indirect Tax in BNI, I always try to have unique 30seconds. Here is one of my 30Seconds, which is related to chapter's members punch line. "EVEN GST DEPARTMENT CAN ALSO GIVE YOU HEART ATTACK IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY WITH GST LAWS. GST OFFICER CANNOT GIVE YOU STRESS FREE LIFE IF YOU DONT COMPLY. IF YOU VISIT GST DEPARTMENT YOU WILL NEVER FEEL THE RIGHT AIR YOU ARE IN. YOU MAY NEED TO TAKE LOAN FROM GOD FOR GST NOTICES, COZ GST LAW IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN INK. SO TO AVOID ALL THE HURDLES MEET ME, CA JINESH SHAH PARTNER OF SHAH TEELANI AND ASSOICATES. THANKS, BNI-MICHALANGELO BNI-AHMEDABAD

INTRODUCTION OF CA IN RAP SONG

I WAS TOLD TO INTRODUCE MYSELF IN 30 SECONDS, THAN I DECIDED TO HAVE SOME RAP SONG THEME FOR CA. SOME PEOPLE ASK WHAT CA'S DO, HERE IS RAP SONG FOR IT. "ACCOUNTING, AMOUNTING, ADJUTING, ALLOWING, ANNOUNCING, ASTOUNDING, APPOINTING, CLARIFYING COMPOUNDING, CONFUNDING, CONSULTING, EXPOUNDING, IMPOUNDING, CONSULTING, DOUBTING, FLONTING, DISALLOWING, PRONOUNCEMENT, RECOUNTING, RESOUNDING, AUDITING, CHECKING, TICKING AND VERIFYING.