CA JINESH SHAH

In 2018 I have told many Unique 30Seconds in BNI-Michalangelo chapter, being Chartered Accountant a,nd registered under Indirect Tax in BNI, I always try to have unique 30seconds. Here is one of my 30Seconds, which is related to Christmas.  "JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL, JINGLE ALL THE WAY, JINESH IS COMING TO SOLVE YOUR GST PROBLEM.  JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL, JINGLE ALL THE WAY,  GST HAS NEW LAW EVERY MONTH AND ITS FUN TO RIDE ON NEW LAW.  DASHING THROUGH THE CIRCULARS AND MAKING THE NEW LAW IS WHAT THE GOVERMENT IS DOING EVERY DAY, NO NEED TO WORRY COZ SHAH TEELANI IS THERE" THIS 30SECONDS SOUNDS AMAZING WHEN WE SING WITH THE JINGLE RHYMES.  BNI-AHMEDABAD BNI-MICHELANGELO.  CA JINESH SHAH PARTNER OF SHAH TEELANI AND ASSOCIATES. 

In 2018 I have told many Unique 30Seconds in BNI-Michalangelo chapter, being Chartered Accountant and registered under Indirect Tax in BNI, I always try to have unique 30seconds. Here is one of my 30Seconds, which is related to current affairs on #MEETOO.  "EVEN GST DEPARTMENT WILL SAY $MEETOO IF YOU DONT FILE YOUR GST RETURN ON TIME.  GST OFFICER WILL SAY #MEETOO IF YOU ARE PAYING YOUR GST AMOUNT LATE BUT NOT PAYING INTEREST THERE ON. #MEETOO WILL BE THERE IF YOU ARE NOT PAYING RCM ON TRANSPORT EXPENSES.  #MEETOO OFFICER WILL SAY IF THERE IS MISMATCH IN YOUR GST RETURN AND CREDIT AVAILED.  SO TO AVOID #MEETOO MEET ME TOO, I AM CA JINESH SHAH, PARTNER OF SHAH TEELANI AND ASSOCIATES. BNI-AHMEDABAD BNI-MICHELANGELO. 

In 2018 I have told many Unique 30Seconds in BNI-Michalangelo chapter, being Chartered Accountant and registered under Indirect Tax in BNI, I always try to have unique 30seconds. Here is one of my 30Seconds, which is related to RAP SONGS "SOME PEOPLE ASK WHAT WE DO, HERE IS RAP SONG- ACCOUNTING, AMOUNTING, ADJUSTING, ALLOWING, ANNOUNING, ASTOUNDING, APPOINTING, CALRIFY. COMPOUNDING,  CONFOUNDING, CONSULTING, EXPOUNDING, IMPOUNDING, CONSULTING, IMPOUNDING, DOUBTING, FLOUNTING, DISALLOWING,  PRONOUNCING, RECOUNTING, RESOUNDING, AUDITING, CHECKING, TICKING, AND VERIFYING.  I AM CA JINESH SHAH, PARTNER OF SHAH TEELANI AND ASSOCIATES AND WE ARE IN CONSULTANCY OF GST" BNI-AHMEDABAD. BHI-MICHALANGELO. 

In 2018 I have told many Unique 30Seconds in BNI-Michalangelo chapter, being Chartered Accountant and registered under Indirect Tax in BNI, I always try to have unique 30seconds. Here is one of my 30Seconds, which is related to chapter's members punch line. "EVEN YOUR GST IS YOUR PHOTOFLUX WHERE YOU TAKE CREDIT BASED ON INVOICES SHOWN IN 2A. GST PORTAL CAN ALSO ELECTRIFY YOUR BUSINESS IF YOU FILE YOUR RETURN IN TIME. EVEN YOUR BOOKS LOOKS BEAUTIFUL IF YOU COMPLY WITH GST. IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY WITH GST YOU MAY NEED TO RUN TO DEPARTMENT WITH YOUR YAMAHA BIKE, YES YAMAHA BIKE. HEALTHY ACCOUNTS LIVES WITH REGULAR GST RETURNS. I AM CA JINESH SHAH, PARTNER OF SHAH TEELANI AND ASSOCIATES AND WE ARE IN CONSULTANCY OF GST. BNI-AHMEDABAD BNI-MICHALANGELO.

In 2018 I have told many Unique 30Seconds in BNI-Michalangelo chapter, being Chartered Accountant and registered under Indirect Tax in BNI, I always try to have unique 30seconds. Here is one of my 30Seconds, which is related to chapter's members punch line. "EVEN GST DEPARTMENT CAN ALSO GIVE YOU HEART ATTACK IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY WITH GST LAWS. GST OFFICER CANNOT GIVE YOU STRESS FREE LIFE IF YOU DONT COMPLY. IF YOU VISIT GST DEPARTMENT YOU WILL NEVER FEEL THE RIGHT AIR YOU ARE IN. YOU MAY NEED TO TAKE LOAN FROM GOD FOR GST NOTICES, COZ GST LAW IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN INK. SO TO AVOID ALL THE HURDLES MEET ME, CA JINESH SHAH PARTNER OF SHAH TEELANI AND ASSOICATES. THANKS, BNI-MICHALANGELO BNI-AHMEDABAD

I WAS TOLD TO INTRODUCE MYSELF IN 30 SECONDS, THAN I DECIDED TO HAVE SOME RAP SONG THEME FOR CA. SOME PEOPLE ASK WHAT CA'S DO, HERE IS RAP SONG FOR IT. "ACCOUNTING, AMOUNTING, ADJUTING, ALLOWING, ANNOUNCING, ASTOUNDING, APPOINTING, CLARIFYING COMPOUNDING, CONFUNDING, CONSULTING, EXPOUNDING, IMPOUNDING, CONSULTING, DOUBTING, FLONTING, DISALLOWING, PRONOUNCEMENT, RECOUNTING, RESOUNDING, AUDITING, CHECKING, TICKING AND VERIFYING.

DATE:- 15th January, 2019 Good Morning Folks,  Its been almost 2 years I joined BNI, and We are in BNI chapter of Michelangelo having meeting in Ahmedabad East Region. Our Meeting are held on Every Friday and its been great journey to attain every meetings and to meet new Visitors and Members of the Chapter.  Till date I have received many awards for Unique 30 Seconds but than I though to share with the World.  Basically I am Chartered Accountant by professional and partner of Shah Teelani & Associates firm, firm was started in 2012 along with my partner Jitendra Teelani. Now as on date we are three partners. Our New Partners CA Utkarsh Desai joined us in 2018 and he looks after GST.  I am glad to share the BNI meeting Update, and will try to convey the same so that it can be useful to other Members of BNI in the world. I am Educational Co-ordinator of our Chapter, and this week I told the following Story,  "Once There was 2 far...