BNI UNIQUE 30SECONDS BY CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

In 2018 I have told many Unique 30Seconds in BNI-Michalangelo chapter, being Chartered Accountant and registered under Indirect Tax in BNI, I always try to have unique 30seconds. Here is one of my 30Seconds, which is related to chapter's members punch line.

"EVEN YOUR GST IS YOUR PHOTOFLUX WHERE YOU TAKE CREDIT BASED ON INVOICES SHOWN IN 2A.

GST PORTAL CAN ALSO ELECTRIFY YOUR BUSINESS IF YOU FILE YOUR RETURN IN TIME.

EVEN YOUR BOOKS LOOKS BEAUTIFUL IF YOU COMPLY WITH GST.

IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY WITH GST YOU MAY NEED TO RUN TO DEPARTMENT WITH YOUR YAMAHA BIKE, YES YAMAHA BIKE.

HEALTHY ACCOUNTS LIVES WITH REGULAR GST RETURNS.

I AM CA JINESH SHAH, PARTNER OF SHAH TEELANI AND ASSOCIATES AND WE ARE IN CONSULTANCY OF GST.

BNI-AHMEDABAD
BNI-MICHALANGELO.



Location: Ahmedabad, Gujarat, India

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